Rule 1 - DO NOT POST MEATSPIN.
Rule 2 - DO NOT POST MEATSPIN
Rule 3 - DO NOT POST MEATSPIN, ffs what's wrong with you people.
Rule 4 - Anything we find unacceptable will be removed.
Rule 5 - Art is acceptable, porn will probably be removed. Unless it's really funny. Depends on the mood we're in.
Rule 6 - You must be accompanied by an adult at all times.
Rule 7 - BYOB
Rule 8 - Don't be that idiot we have to write more rules for.
Rule 9 - Don't piss off the forum mods.
Rule 10 - All kids out of the pool.
Rule 11 - Don't build giant penis structures on Minecraft.
Rule 12 - It's not funny.
Rule 13 - Always know where your towel is.
Rule 14 - There are no real rules about posting.
Rule 15 - There are also no real rules for Moderators, see Rule 9.
Rule 16 - True Lurkers don't post.
Rule 17 - Pics or it didn't happen.
Rule 18 - Admins words are law.
Rule 19 - Nothing is to be taken seriously.
Rule 20 - Your complaints can easily be ignored.
Rule 21 - Some people bite.
Rule 22 - Strangers have the best candy.
Rule 23 - Nothing is sacred.
Rule 24 - Link us the source for your facts or we won't believe you.
Rule 25 - It won't help your argument.
Rule 26 - Don't trust anyone's links. Click at your own risk.
Rule 27 - The cake is a lie.
Rule 28 - You must never light the grail shaped beacon.
Rule 29 - Don't feed the Trolls.
Rule 30 - THE CAPS LOCK IS NOT A TOY.
Rule 31 - tYpInG lIkE tHiS iS aNnOyYiNg.
Rule 32 - Your images may be reduced or removed by Admins.
Rule 33 - Do No7 Ov3Ru23 l337.
Rule 34 - Everyone already knows what Rule 34 is.
Rule 35 - If you do not have an avatar, Admin may assign an avatar.
Rule 36 - Clothing is optional.
Rule 37 - Skip to rule 38.
Rule 38 - Always remember the Double Tap, it'll save your life.
Rule 39 - Rules are subject to change without notice.
Rule 40 - Don't cross streams.
Rule 41 - Lurk more.
Rule 42 - It's the answer.
Rule 43 - We have but one punishment for setting alight the grail-shaped beacon.
Rule 44 - Don't be dumber then your mamma made you.
Rule 45 - The Force is not with you.
Rule 46 - DO NOT TOUCH THE UNICORN OR THE NET GUN. They are not for you.
Rule 47 - Label mature content as NSFW.
Rule 48 - We don't want to see your penis.
Rule 49 - Admins cat is cute.
Rule 50 - Some rules are just there to break.
Rule 51 - 6 x 9 does not = 42
Rule H - No trick-or-Treating unless you are a kid and it is Halloween.
Rule 62 - It's puff puff pass.
Rule 69 - Magic powder only works on Steeltown when Sioframay throws it.
Rule 75 - We can always think of more rules.
Rule 111 - Blizz is a God in Eso
Rule 2 - DO NOT POST MEATSPIN
Rule 3 - DO NOT POST MEATSPIN, ffs what's wrong with you people.
Rule 4 - Anything we find unacceptable will be removed.
Rule 5 - Art is acceptable, porn will probably be removed. Unless it's really funny. Depends on the mood we're in.
Rule 6 - You must be accompanied by an adult at all times.
Rule 7 - BYOB
Rule 8 - Don't be that idiot we have to write more rules for.
Rule 9 - Don't piss off the forum mods.
Rule 10 - All kids out of the pool.
Rule 11 - Don't build giant penis structures on Minecraft.
Rule 12 - It's not funny.
Rule 13 - Always know where your towel is.
Rule 14 - There are no real rules about posting.
Rule 15 - There are also no real rules for Moderators, see Rule 9.
Rule 16 - True Lurkers don't post.
Rule 17 - Pics or it didn't happen.
Rule 18 - Admins words are law.
Rule 19 - Nothing is to be taken seriously.
Rule 20 - Your complaints can easily be ignored.
Rule 21 - Some people bite.
Rule 22 - Strangers have the best candy.
Rule 23 - Nothing is sacred.
Rule 24 - Link us the source for your facts or we won't believe you.
Rule 25 - It won't help your argument.
Rule 26 - Don't trust anyone's links. Click at your own risk.
Rule 27 - The cake is a lie.
Rule 28 - You must never light the grail shaped beacon.
Rule 29 - Don't feed the Trolls.
Rule 30 - THE CAPS LOCK IS NOT A TOY.
Rule 31 - tYpInG lIkE tHiS iS aNnOyYiNg.
Rule 32 - Your images may be reduced or removed by Admins.
Rule 33 - Do No7 Ov3Ru23 l337.
Rule 34 - Everyone already knows what Rule 34 is.
Rule 35 - If you do not have an avatar, Admin may assign an avatar.
Rule 36 - Clothing is optional.
Rule 37 - Skip to rule 38.
Rule 38 - Always remember the Double Tap, it'll save your life.
Rule 39 - Rules are subject to change without notice.
Rule 40 - Don't cross streams.
Rule 41 - Lurk more.
Rule 42 - It's the answer.
Rule 43 - We have but one punishment for setting alight the grail-shaped beacon.
Rule 44 - Don't be dumber then your mamma made you.
Rule 45 - The Force is not with you.
Rule 46 - DO NOT TOUCH THE UNICORN OR THE NET GUN. They are not for you.
Rule 47 - Label mature content as NSFW.
Rule 48 - We don't want to see your penis.
Rule 49 - Admins cat is cute.
Rule 50 - Some rules are just there to break.
Rule 51 - 6 x 9 does not = 42
Rule H - No trick-or-Treating unless you are a kid and it is Halloween.
Rule 62 - It's puff puff pass.
Rule 69 - Magic powder only works on Steeltown when Sioframay throws it.
Rule 75 - We can always think of more rules.
Rule 111 - Blizz is a God in Eso